25th
…in this email (below), which describes “Testicle Appreciation Day.” William was diagnosed with cancer last year. The following, which he authored this morning, is inspiring in more ways than one.
This day, April 25, shall be henceforth referred to as testicle appreciaton day, during which everyone is encouraged to examine their own set, or if you don’t have any, a set belonging to a special friend. It is my hope that by next year, everyone you know will be taking the day off to look at, feel up, and generally spend some quality time with testicles. These examinations should be fun, they should be thorough and they should include whipped cream or something. Mostly though, they should be in search of lumps and masses commonly associated with cancer. If you do not know how to search your nuts for lumps and masses i will briefly explain:
* a lump feels like a very small lump.
* a mass feels like a very small lump.
* most men are equipped with a non-cancerous cyst housed at the bottom of the epydidimes. do not fret if you find one there, your nuts are still awesome.
In addition to lumps look for uncommon variation in size, shape and hardness. Get yourself examined if you notice anything out of the orinary. Testicular cancer tends to be painless and thus very sneaky. On this day you should test everything out a few times just to make sure all the plumbing is operational. Show them off to people on the streets if you like, testicle day can be a great way for children and law enforcement officials to be made aware of the beauty of your junk.