28th
I knew about this place long before they opened - their website would show up on google searches for ours. I did some poking around. Though I never met them, they must have seen at least our website. Some of their friends could have visited. The resemblances are uncanny. Could a messianic fervor have seized the owners, forcing them against their will to name a restaurant after two commonplace kitchen utensils? It just seemed too coincidental.
But in this article, they come clean (in the first paragraph no less)! Now I feel like even if I’m vaguely on the West Coast, I will stop by for a meal.
What is my deal? I can barely keep my eyes open today? I don’t get it. I got 7 hours of sleep last night, but I feel like I got one. My 16 oz black coffee is not helping, and needless to say, neither is looking at my computer screen. Wake up, Erin!!! Jeez.A health guru once described sleep to me this way:
For every hour we are awake, we collect a brick in the metaphorical backpack that we carry around in life.
For every hour that we sleep, we lighten our load by 2 bricks.
So in order to maintain well-rested equilibrium, we must sleep half the time we are awake (i.e., 8 hours a night). One or a few nights of less sleep do not immediately effect most of us, but if that balance is out of whack for too long, we end up with 20 bricks in our backpack. Even getting 7 or 8 hours of sleep doesn’t help much, and we drag ourselves around all day, as Erin is.
Every 2 or 3 weeks or so, I try to sleep 12 hours straight (if I can do so without feeling monumentally guilty). Then I’m back to some semblence of normal, for a few days.
Oh, New York….
The brick story. Awesome.
Only last year did I begin to notice the effects of several days without sufficient sleep. I can still go three or four days on basically no sleep, but the effects of a good night’s sleep are not as immediate as they used to be. Here’s a common scenario for me now:
1. I sleep 3-4 hours for about four days.
2. I sleep in on the fifth day, but don’t feel rested til the 6th, when I’ve already gone back to 4 hours or so for a few more days.
3. So on day 10 or so I start to get tired again, and I say, “Well I did it yesterday, what’s going on?”
This whole sleep debt thing is really new to me. I’m glad someone else is experiencing it. I am more aware of the zombie people I see on the trains in the mornings. I used to think they were robots. “There’s a lot of robots in the world,” I’d say. Now I know that “sleep-deprivation haze” is a weather condition for some, a permanent climate for others.
This week, my first slow week of the year, I promised I would do nothing. Nothing. “I won’t do anything!” And the second I heard this glorious news, I got sick.
What’s that all about, Guru?
…is tonight. 8pm. Max tells jokes amongst a group of other comedians. What am I saying? Let’s let Max describe it:
Do you have no dollars to spend on a comedy? Then consider coming Thursday night to another exciting installment of Big Terrific at Sound Fix. Gabe & Jenny and I welcome Roger Hailes, Sean O’Connor, Gabriel Delahaye and probably other things/people. This is always such a fun party and everybody hangs out afterwards and chats and laughs and really connects in a real way, not a fake way. Please come.
I took this paragraph, which I really like, really, and pasted it into FreeTranslation.com’s translator. I translated it into French, then back to English. Here are the results:
You has not any dollar to spend on a comedy? Consider coming then the night of Thursday to another fascinating partial payment of Big Tremendous one to the Sound Repairs. Gabe & Jenny and I Hail them Roger welcomes, Sean O’Connor, Gabriel Delahaye and the probably something else/people. This always is a such funny left and all lead next and chat and laugh and really connect in a true manner, not a false manner. Please to come.
I then translated this paragraph into Spanish, back to English, then to Italian, then back to English. It’s amazing how Italian turns every noun into a woman.
She has not dollar to spend in a comedy? To consider coming then the night Thursday to another of to charm the partial payment of Large Terrible to the Healthy Reparations. The Gabe & the Female and I Hail them the welcomes of Roger, I Am O’Connor, Gabriel Delahaye and the likely something the more/persons. This always is not a left so funny one and all next boss and the gabbing and laughed them and colleague really in a true manner, a fake manner. The arrival please.
See. You. There.
Nick and I at the “America’s Hottest College Girl” party.
In the spirit of hot chicks and funny boys, I was going to interview da ladies on the most inadvertently funny thing a guy has said or done to try to impress them. But it was a bit noisy so we just did me.
The story’s true, by the way.
This is fucking hilarious.
This article in the New York Times describes the reaction to Charlotte Roche’s first novel. Here is my favorite quote:
A provocative female rapper in Germany, Lady Bitch Ray, who runs her own independent label, Vagina Style Records, grabbed headlines when she accused Ms. Roche of stealing her explicit form of empowering raunch. “I am what’s in the book,” said the rapper, 27, whose real name is Reyhan Sahin, in a telephone interview.
I think I would be shocked speechless if an American hip hop star accused an American author of stealing his flow and turning it into fiction, but you know what? I’ve learned as much about narrative technique from Nas, Jay-Z, Slick Rick, Chuck D, 2Pac, and Q-Tip as I have from Henry James, Norman Mailer, Ernest Hemingway, and Joyce Carol Oates. When I listen to Illmatic, The Low-End Theory, and Reasonable Doubt (among many others) I am reminded of late-19th century french stylists like Rimbaud and Zola, early-20th century french writers like Andre Gide, Albert Camus, Jean-Paul Sartre, Anais Nin, as well as the Americans John Dos Passos, Henry Miller, and Jack Keroauc. Here’s why: in those records, a self-awareness that says the art form is malleable, that “what is hip hop music?” can be changed track by track. Parisian writers - from about 1850 to 1940 -felt exactly the same way. Arthur Rimbaud (at age 17 no less) was the first person to utter the phrase, “I am quitting Europe.” He did not quit Europe as a citizen, but as a poet. He declared himself free from the continental European tradition.
“They don’t make ‘em like me no more, matter of fact, they never made ‘em like me before.” - Lil Wayne, Tha Carter III
When I listen to hip hop, I feel certain artists understand what the art form has done and what the art form will do. Fiction has lost this vital impulse. When authors begin to ignore the fact that they can change the course of an art form with one work (call it apathy, or a silent, miserable respect for a form they feel has been an inherited birthright rather than a living medium capable of reinvention), then writers tend to play the innocent victim when change is wrought. Oftentimes, this is not the author’s fault. Another excerpt from the Times article:
With this in mind, critics have asked what practical help a book like “Wetlands” can offer, and even whether, by hyper-sexualizing the main character, it represents an all-too-familiar commercial ploy rather than a step forward.
Now, I had several reactions to this paragraph. First, I thought: Who are the readers asking that a book be “practical” and what kind of ”step forward” does each book needs to make? Fucking absurd. But then I thought: this is an American newspaper. Here is a cloying attempt at critical hegemony: another American writer (fluent in German certainly) who is sticking it to the simplistic European critics who feast too voraciously on a newly-invented dish. These German critics, we think, what fools.
In any event, I am amazed to see a novel’s content so intensely discussed in public. It fills me with hope that this country too has a less-than-complacent public, ready to speak openly about new works of art when those works communicate something about us that we did not expect to hear.
from the Post-Star, my hometown newspaper in the Adirondack region of upstate New York. Photo via a google search for “Cruzin Cooler.”
Man driving motorized cooler faces DWI, other charges
WHITEHALL - In case you were wondering, a motorized cooler on wheels is a motor vehicle under state law.
A Whitehall man learned that on Memorial Day, when he was charged with driving while intoxicated after police pulled him over for swerving and driving on the sidewalk on a four-wheeled, motorized cooler known as a “Cruzin Cooler.”
Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr, 57, could face felony DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle charges because of prior arrests and convictions in drinking-and-driving cases, said Whitehall Police Chief Richard LaChapelle.
The electricity-powered Cruzin Cooler that Marr was riding contained 14 beers, the chief said.
LaChapelle said Whitehall Police Patrolman Andrew Mija stopped Marr at about 7:45 p.m. after the officer saw Marr swerving and preparing to cross William Street on the motorized cooler.
The machine has handlebars, and its operator sits on a seat atop the cooler, LaChapelle said.
“We were told it can do up to 12 mph,” the chief said.
Marr had apparently just left the nearby American Legion Post 83, but it was unclear where he was going, LaChapelle said. He was not headed toward his Lafayette Street home, and he refused to take a breath test, the chief said.
The Cruzin Cooler was seized by police, the chief said.
No listed phone number for Marr could be found Monday.
The Proclaimers, “Over and Done With.” From Bottle Rocket
Have been looking for this for five years. Have checked iTunes, Limewire, the Russian mp3 sites, and the music collections of every friend I’ve remembered to ask. Sure, could have ordered their debut album or the Bottle Rocket soundtrack from Amazon (never seen either disc in stores), but I wanted to find it in the junk bins. It’s an antique this song. An old Scottish relic I heard 20 seconds of in a film I loved ten years ago. I’ve hummed this song so many times since, it’s strange to hear someone else singing it. Just found it. Glorious.