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Full disclosure is the sincerest form of flattery.

I knew about this place long before they opened - their website would show up on google searches for ours. I did some poking around. Though I never met them, they must have seen at least our website. Some of their friends could have visited. The resemblances are uncanny. Could a messianic fervor have seized the owners, forcing them against their will to name a restaurant after two commonplace kitchen utensils? It just seemed too coincidental.

But in this article, they come clean (in the first paragraph no less)! Now I feel like even if I’m vaguely on the West Coast, I will stop by for a meal.

Jun
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perpetualstateofflux:
And treats your body as well as she does.

The excerpted quote above is the best slogan I’ve yet heard for selling and feminizing any product in the world.
 ”The Callaway Steelhead X14 5-Iron treats your body as well as she does.”

perpetualstateofflux:

And treats your body as well as she does.

The excerpted quote above is the best slogan I’ve yet heard for selling and feminizing any product in the world.


 ”The Callaway Steelhead X14 5-Iron treats your body as well as she does.”

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So tired

noraleah:

brieflynoted:

What is my deal? I can barely keep my eyes open today? I don’t get it. I got 7 hours of sleep last night, but I feel like I got one. My 16 oz black coffee is not helping, and needless to say, neither is looking at my computer screen. Wake up, Erin!!! Jeez.

A health guru once described sleep to me this way:

For every hour we are awake, we collect a brick in the metaphorical backpack that we carry around in life.

For every hour that we sleep, we lighten our load by 2 bricks.

So in order to maintain well-rested equilibrium, we must sleep half the time we are awake (i.e., 8 hours a night). One or a few nights of less sleep do not immediately effect most of us, but if that balance is out of whack for too long, we end up with 20 bricks in our backpack. Even getting 7 or 8 hours of sleep doesn’t help much, and we drag ourselves around all day, as Erin is.

Every 2 or 3 weeks or so, I try to sleep 12 hours straight (if I can do so without feeling monumentally guilty). Then I’m back to some semblence of normal, for a few days.

Oh, New York….

The brick story. Awesome.

Only last year did I begin to notice the effects of several days without sufficient sleep. I can still go three or four days on basically no sleep, but the effects of a good night’s sleep are not as immediate as they used to be. Here’s a common scenario for me now:

1. I sleep 3-4 hours for about four days. 

2. I sleep in on the fifth day, but don’t feel rested til the 6th, when I’ve already gone back to 4 hours or so for a few more days.

3. So on day 10 or so I start to get tired again, and I say, “Well I did it yesterday, what’s going on?”

This whole sleep debt thing is really new to me. I’m glad someone else is experiencing it. I am more aware of the zombie people I see on the trains in the mornings. I used to think they were robots. “There’s a lot of robots in the world,” I’d say. Now I know that “sleep-deprivation haze” is a weather condition for some, a permanent climate for others.

This week, my first slow week of the year, I promised I would do nothing. Nothing. “I won’t do anything!” And the second I heard this glorious news, I got sick.

What’s that all about, Guru?

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‘You must be a genius.’ He didn’t offer to deny this. He’d better be one. If he wasn’t a genius, I was in this boat with a maniac.
— Saul Bellow
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Beside-itself humanity, hurrying, hurrying, with liquid eyes.
— Saul Bellow, The Adventures of Augie March
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Bay Street, Sag Harbor, NY. That, my friends, is $5/ gallon gas.
Bay Street, Sag Harbor, NY. That, my friends, is $5/ gallon gas.
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noraleah:

Nick and I at the “America’s Hottest College Girl” party.

In the spirit of hot chicks and funny boys, I was going to interview da ladies on the most inadvertently funny thing a guy has said or done to try to impress them. But it was a bit noisy so we just did me.

The story’s true, by the way.

This is fucking hilarious.

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ericlodwick:
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Gabe Perez, you’ve got me smiling a damn big smile.

ericlodwick:

(via jakec)

Gabe Perez, you’ve got me smiling a damn big smile.

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from the Post-Star, my hometown newspaper in the Adirondack region of upstate New York. Photo via a google search for “Cruzin Cooler.”
Man driving motorized cooler faces DWI, other charges
WHITEHALL - In case you were wondering, a motorized cooler on wheels is a motor vehicle under state law.A Whitehall man learned that on Memorial Day, when he was charged with driving while intoxicated after police pulled him over for swerving and driving on the sidewalk on a four-wheeled, motorized cooler known as a “Cruzin Cooler.”Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr, 57, could face felony DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle charges because of prior arrests and convictions in drinking-and-driving cases, said Whitehall Police Chief Richard LaChapelle.The electricity-powered Cruzin Cooler that Marr was riding contained 14 beers, the chief said.LaChapelle said Whitehall Police Patrolman Andrew Mija stopped Marr at about 7:45 p.m. after the officer saw Marr swerving and preparing to cross William Street on the motorized cooler.The machine has handlebars, and its operator sits on a seat atop the cooler, LaChapelle said.“We were told it can do up to 12 mph,” the chief said.Marr had apparently just left the nearby American Legion Post 83, but it was unclear where he was going, LaChapelle said. He was not headed toward his Lafayette Street home, and he refused to take a breath test, the chief said.The Cruzin Cooler was seized by police, the chief said.No listed phone number for Marr could be found Monday.

from the Post-Star, my hometown newspaper in the Adirondack region of upstate New York. Photo via a google search for “Cruzin Cooler.”


Man driving motorized cooler faces DWI, other charges

WHITEHALL - In case you were wondering, a motorized cooler on wheels is a motor vehicle under state law.

A Whitehall man learned that on Memorial Day, when he was charged with driving while intoxicated after police pulled him over for swerving and driving on the sidewalk on a four-wheeled, motorized cooler known as a “Cruzin Cooler.”

Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr, 57, could face felony DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle charges because of prior arrests and convictions in drinking-and-driving cases, said Whitehall Police Chief Richard LaChapelle.

The electricity-powered Cruzin Cooler that Marr was riding contained 14 beers, the chief said.

LaChapelle said Whitehall Police Patrolman Andrew Mija stopped Marr at about 7:45 p.m. after the officer saw Marr swerving and preparing to cross William Street on the motorized cooler.

The machine has handlebars, and its operator sits on a seat atop the cooler, LaChapelle said.

“We were told it can do up to 12 mph,” the chief said.

Marr had apparently just left the nearby American Legion Post 83, but it was unclear where he was going, LaChapelle said. He was not headed toward his Lafayette Street home, and he refused to take a breath test, the chief said.

The Cruzin Cooler was seized by police, the chief said.

No listed phone number for Marr could be found Monday.

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The Proclaimers, “Over and Done With.” From Bottle Rocket

Have been looking for this for five years. Have checked iTunes, Limewire, the Russian mp3 sites, and the music collections of every friend I’ve remembered to ask. Sure, could have ordered their debut album or the Bottle Rocket soundtrack from Amazon (never seen either disc in stores), but I wanted to find it in the junk bins. It’s an antique this song. An old Scottish relic I heard 20 seconds of in a film I loved ten years ago. I’ve hummed this song so many times since, it’s strange to hear someone else singing it. Just found it. Glorious.